Like most racing dads, the majority of my training is in the dark at this time of year. Im lucky to have semi floodlit parks near me so I can train on them off road a couple of times a week. (great!)

But why oh why am I coming home spattered in dog s**** ? allover the bike, shoes and me......its not nice and it stinks.

So, will I get into trouble if I dismount and chuck my bike at the next dog walker I see letting their dog mess up my lines.........